EJ Dimera Must Die!

I make no secret of how I feel about Enormous Jackass Scumera  or Enormo for short. So I thought I'd make a list of all the ways he could be killed. 

1. Someone finds an amulet that summons a demon that causes him to dance to death.

2. After Sami finds out what this son of a bitch did she ends up killing him in a fit of rage.

3. He gets struck by lightning leaving his charred corpse that Papa Scumera finds.

4. Kate's purple blouse strangles him in his sleep. 

5. He falls down the stairs after all the third time is the charm and two have already fallen down them so far. He ends up  breaking his neck.

6. He dies in a fluke toaster accident.

7. He trips and falls into the toilet and drowns.

8. The Winchesters come to Salem and shoot him with the Colt. 

9. While in the kitchen he opens a jar of jam and gets sucked inside. 

10. He slips and falls on a piece of chicken that causes him to fall on a rock and fall into the bushes. Johnny ends up finding the piece of chicken and eats it.

11. He chokes on a piece of chicken after all he dares to eat something that Caroline Brady cooked.

12. He spontaneously combusts.

13. He gets hit in the head with a portapotty that exploded.

14. He falls into the river and realizes he can't swim so he drowns because no one is around to help him. 

15. He sleepwalks out into the street and gets hit by a car. 

16. His hair decides to attack him for all the abuse it has suffered so he suffocates and dies.

17. The cook mistakes him for a rat and hits him on the head with a frying pan.

18. Someone throws water on him and he melts into a puddle of pink goo. 

19. He starts blinking so much that he has a seizure and dies. 

20. He gets mistaken for a nail and someone hammers him into the ground.